I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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