And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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