You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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