even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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