I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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