He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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