im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach