What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.