its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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