she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize