Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
no you cant smoke seaweed
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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