How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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