She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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