HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
