ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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