I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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