On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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