At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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