Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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