you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
she peed on how many people?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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