Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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