is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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