I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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