Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He shit in the fireplace