I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?