How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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