just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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