i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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