Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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