Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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