member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
well you can't waste a boner
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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