I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
this just has baby written all over it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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