Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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