so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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