He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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