Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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