You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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