She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?