just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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