That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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