Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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