Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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