I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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