im drinking this country out of the recession.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
That accounts for only three of the penises
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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