Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
