It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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