I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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