so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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