Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I lost the right to judge tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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