My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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