She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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