Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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