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(865): View more from Tennessee

sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.

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(+44): View more from England

So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?

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(301): View more from Maryland

woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

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(845): View more from New York

Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.

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(416): View more from Toronto

the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

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