I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
thus making me awesome and them whores
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.