I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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