sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.