Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.