I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful