CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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