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Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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