So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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