Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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