I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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